It never actually happened, but the threat was always there. If you were caught acting like an idiot by a certain primary school teacher, "you'd be treated like an idiot. "

Perhaps the fact that it never happened is the reason so many members of that early class went on to become very unproductive members in society. But nonetheless, I've been an idiot. Perhaps I forgot this threat.

I've committed the 3 worst offenses becoming of an idiot.

1. Not thinking with my Brain
2. Wasting valuable time
3. Putting myself at risk

Either way, for now I'll sit, willingly facing away from what draws attention. Sporting red cheeks and the crown of my self embarrassment I'll rest, continuing my search in places unchecked and untainted by the far reaches of jealousy.

But, At least I'm 25 cents richer.