"Dude!!! 29 is Like Twice your Age!"

"What?! Listen to what you're saying. 29 is not twice 24. And since when did we become comfortable enough with each other to use Dude?"

"You know what I mean. Did you actually do it?"

"No I didn't actually f-cking Do it!? Well At least I don't think I did."

"Wanna do the Citadel?"

"Sure, Citadel, then down around the harbor to the bridge."

"So?"

"So what?"

"Did you sleep with her!"

"F-ck off! The bitch is nuts. I seriously don't remember having ever seen her, M_ said I got in a cab and went home, He was the designated wingman, and of course he left me unsupervised."

"Dude, you've gotta stop drinking till memory failure"

"Why would someone say, 'We slept together 3 weeks ago, you were really drunk, I was sobre.' anyways? I mean, it's not something you make up.. unless of course you're shit nuts."

"Is that impossible?"

"No. It actually seems highly likely."

"Well F-ck the bitch... well, Ah.. You know what I mean.... Forget her. She'll probably end up stabbing you or something anyways."

"Ya. Good call. It's just bothering me... It Just doesn't make any sense."

"Nut cases usually don't."

Well Said.