FORD
Often this word is taken as the Motor company's founding father's last name.

Unknown to many it's actually an accronym.
Take your pick:
1) Fixed Or Repaired Daily
2) Found On Road Dead

"Why do we have the hood up? N____, Do you think that by staring at this we're suddenly going to be able to fix it?"

"I thought you said the gas gauge was broken"

"Shut up! It is. I filled it up last night!"

"Hey N____, Smile!" *click*

"Put that fucking camera away before I smash it."

Some time later, after a call to AAA, a redirect to CAA, some snow ball throwing and the construction of a roadside snowman rescue arrived.

He promptly climbed in and turned the key. Amazingly, The car didn't start. After a quick inspection the diagnosis was given, "Still under warranty right?"

"I think so... it's a handmedown."

"... It's probably just the ignition coil... "I could see the look on the tow truck driver's face as he ignored K's statement... oh you poor baby.

Today's lessons: Adhere to police issured warnings to stay off the road. Don't buy a ford and Don't try and small talk to a tow Truck driver.