Here I am, alive and well in Houston.
After a tremendous delay, sitting, waiting on the tarmac at Halifax airport (luckily in first class) and after a harrowing flight through the most terrifying thunder and lightening storm I'd ever seen, I landed in Toronto.
Luckily I had no worries of missing my connecting flight. While everyone else on my plane with a connection had been promptly screwed out of their travel plans, mine continued on somewhat blessed. My 8 hour overnight stay in Toronto's Terminal 2 had been cut down to a mere 4.5 hours. Sitting and waiting with a free bar and an individual interactive in-flight entertainment system certainly beats any airport.
When I arrived at Toronto, I passed through the gates and was released into what looked like a refugee camp. Hundreds of people were sleeping anywhere they could, trash was everywhere and the musky smell of a generous mixing of various body odors hung heavy in the air. This was hardly the sight that I had figured toronto's state of the art "Terminal 1" would grace me with. Evidently the Huge thunderstorm that had stretched from Chicago to Montreal had no only delayed my departure from Halifax, but had also closed every major airport in North America east of Chicago.
I quickly tip toed around the sleeping families and raced to the luggage carousel. Why I raced, I have no idea. I waited... And waited.... And waited.
and hour passed. Then the announcements began. "We thank you for your patience. Flight #'s luggage is on the way. We apologize again, we are experiencing difficulty with our conveyor systems."
The full second hour of waiting passed. Defiantly, I had ignored the sign (as many others had) and had decided to sit on the edge of the carousel, which of course posed no danger to anyone because it wasn't moving. Now thoughts were transforming into worries - I wasn't going to get my luggage in time to get thru customs and onto Houston [shit!]
Now into 2 and almost 2 and a half full hours of waiting the siren blared. It shocked me from the state of very fringe sleep I had managed and I bolted to my feet. The feeder conveyor belt fired up, and then moments later, a pair of panties was discharged onto the carousel. I burst out laughing. Obviously not my luggage, but sexy underwear none the less, pretty skimpy :) Evidently, a bag had gotten jammed into the automated series of conveyor belts leading from the plane, and obviously, the bag had been torn open. Moments later several tank tops and t-shirts were discharged and then the surviving baggage began to be discharged. I breathed a sigh of relief when my bag emerged unscathed.
A short shuttle trip later, I checked in at Terminal 2 and a mere 2 hours later was rocketing off to here, Houston :)
Now in Houston, where the daily temperature is 40 celsius or higher, I'm trying to get used to the sensation of walking from air conditioned building out into the roasting heat. The shock of being superheated from 20 degrees to 40 in 5 seconds is hard to describe. But it actually feels like someone is slapping you on the chest and the back at the same time. IT almost drives the breath from your lungs. But I'll take it, a nice pool to sit by, more roller coasters than I can count, and beer so cheap I'd think I was buying [cheap] bottled water :)
I'm beginning to love this place. Too bad it represents everything I hate.. Just one look into the grimy, oily, filthy sky reminds me.
We're heading to San Antonio Tonite.. where as Wikipedia vindicated me :) 4-5000 Mexican soldiers were held off for 13 days by 100 some odd Texan settlers :) god it feels good to be right
More to come..
oh.. And one more thing, everything really is bigger in Texas... Most certainly are the people.. Probably a result of the portions I have seen that make every dinner table look like a buffet table. I have yet to be served a sandwich I can fit in my mouth without cutting... Christ :P